February 26, 2005
Got Your Boss Hog Right Here
I've been contemplating a career change, and flynny has found my new calling:
Seeking Vice President, CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute
Job to Pay $100,000 For Watching The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT
Now that's a job. Lookit:
The job responsibilities for the Vice President, CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute are:
Watch The Dukes of Hazzard every weeknight on CMT;
Know the words to The Dukes of Hazzard theme song, "Good Ol' Boys," written and performed on the series by the legendary Waylon Jennings;
Serve as media expert on The Dukes of Hazzard for the CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute: must be available for TV, radio and newspaper interviews to share passion for The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT;
Write the CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute online blog for cmt.com;
Be passionate about The Dukes of Hazzard on CMT;
make appearances at special events such as Dukesfest 2005 in Bristol, Tenn., (June 4-5, 2005).
Lest I would be unable to commit, here's the kicker:
Ben "Cooter" Jones, a favorite character on The Dukes of Hazzard series will lead the CMT Good Ol' Boys (& Gals) Executive Search Team.
Maybe a little haircut on the pay, but what the fuck, right? I'm in!
Do you get to lay Daisy Duke over the hot hood of that car and have wanton sex with her with those sawed-off blue jeans around her ankles? If SO, I'll do the job for free. I'm retired. I don't need the money.
If I've got to deal with "Cooter," then cash has to count.
Posted by: Acidman at February 26, 2005 4:49 PMCooter. Whatta name...
Did you know there is a whole theory about the Hazzard County racism? You know...cross out of the county lines, and it's the ghetto baby.
Yeah. Me neither.
Posted by: sadie at February 26, 2005 7:50 PMI once played in a bluegrass band that I wanted to call "Cooter Gap." The other humorless bastards in the band vetoed that idea and we became "Bellwether" instead.
Bejus! I got sick of being called "Bedwetter" after that.
Posted by: Acidman at February 27, 2005 9:24 AMYou'd certainly get my vote Boss"Veloci"Hog. Daisy or no', still havin' a bigger better mutant such as Roscoe, and his self imitatin' mutant, "flash"... Only you could take command of such an out of control organization.
Posted by: RedNeck at February 28, 2005 8:47 PMRob might have an inside edge on you though, since he's got his own "real" personal Roscoe... I'm just sayin.
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