February 17, 2005
A Coven of Linkletter
I see Art Linkletter is going to be on Hannity & Colmes. Good lord, he's still alive? He must be 147. And still looks 47. What manner of Mephistophelian deal did he cut with Beelzebub for this sickening immortality?
I'm wagering he has to host a monthly Goats Bleat the Darndest Things show at some black mass in Ann Arbor for the privilege of that longevity. Shivers, man. He gives me the willies.
Bob Barker is his High Priest. So was Dick Clark until he angered the Master.
Posted by: Acidman at February 17, 2005 9:45 PMI had the same reaction as you did when I first heard, "And next, Art Linkletter . . ."
He's been making the rounds a lot the last few weeks talking about overhauling Social Security, taking issue with AARP's position against it.
That he's still apparently going strong isn't what gives me the willies. It's memories of that show he had that Mom made me -- MADE ME -- watch.
shiver
I thought I'd blocked them. Now, they're back.
Posted by: Doyle at February 18, 2005 7:38 PMYou found the right spot. Ann Arbor. From here we go north til we smell it and left til we step in it.
I think he got the origian first round draft pick money that Dick Clark was offered. I'd take Art's agent with the Devil any day over Dicks.
I like Art Linkletter. He's intelligent, conservative, principled, and rich.
Posted by: jack straw at February 19, 2005 8:52 AMHe just recently was involved in a proposal to build a planetarium near Myrtle Beach.
I think the financing didn't come through, or something . . .
Posted by: kc at February 20, 2005 11:16 PMThe Finances were there. Zoning shut them down.
Horry County is full if idiots.