February 17, 2005
What's in a Name?
The inimitable Jim at Parkway Rest Stop avers, via Rita, that your first pet's name + your mother's maiden name = your porn name.
That would make my porn name Brutus Brannon. Man, I like the sound of that.
I'm going to go block out a few scenes this very minute. I don't have a plot yet, but I have a money shot in mind.
No, your porn name is your middle name followed by the name of the street you live on. That would make you Craig Nottingham. I would be Noel Windfield. And your older brother, before he moved, was Lloyd Brockinton. Of course, using my office street name would make me Noel Bull, which is very fine indeed.
Posted by: jack straw at February 17, 2005 9:13 PMI've got a money shot in mind too. And it involves the words "Et tu Brute." Thereby making it the most literate porn ever created.
Posted by: The Maximum Leader at February 17, 2005 9:15 PMI am Bud Abner. I don't know what to think about that. It has possibilities...
Posted by: Acidman at February 17, 2005 9:47 PMQueenieHare now I think that is just grand. But i really want to say that I grew up on Moon River Yes I know that it is back river but it has always been Moon to Me My brother is the Huckberry friend along with his friend Tony who lived a door or to down south of johnnie See we really probably did know each other in Sugar town but were like rafts passing in the night. LOL Ga We'll see you for sure in April were getting there first to ensure that we get the best room that's my story and I'm sticking to i. Nite ga
Posted by: georgia at February 17, 2005 10:49 PMNah, it's first pet's name and first street you lived on to get your drag queen name. Tasha Hampton...yeah, I could drag with that.
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2005 5:46 AMOoh, in that case, I'm Brandywine Williams. Porny!
Posted by: Queenie at February 18, 2005 8:35 AMMax Good here. He he he.
Posted by: John at February 18, 2005 8:47 AMHmmm, I like that. If I combine my first pet's name with my mother's maiden name I get...
Sparky Duke
However, when I look at "Sparky Duke" I tend to think Country Western and not porno. Of course the two are not mutually exclusive.
Now that I have your mom's maiden name, all I need is the last four digits of your social security number...
I agree with "Tasha," first pet's name plus first street...not that I came up with my blog name that way or anything. ; )
Posted by: Key at February 18, 2005 12:23 PMStrangely enough, mine is Johnny Holmes.
Posted by: Dash at February 18, 2005 11:53 PMHoly shit! That makes me Tippy DeLuna. Sounds like something used in those porn flicks for men about men.
Thanks, mom.
Posted by: joe at February 19, 2005 11:27 AMTepanga Jones. (How very cool.)
Posted by: Omnibus Driver at February 21, 2005 4:11 PMHrm, lets see... First pet.. Grandmother's Maiden name...
Oh dear, that would make me Buttons Blood.
Middle Name + Street would make me Hugh Nassau. Heh, I prefer that one.
Posted by: MikeTheLibrarian at February 23, 2005 10:05 PMSo i'm trying to figure out my porn star name. Which i think is my first pet + the street i grew up on. I grew up on 62nd street. If my pets name was Zipper does that make me "Zipper 62"?
Posted by: Christopher at August 19, 2005 4:50 PM