February 13, 2005
A Day That Will Live In Infamy
I regret to announce my application to join Wu Tang Clan has been denied. And lest you think they had broken up, that was ECHELON disinformation.
Personally, I don't think they could handle the fucking pressure of having me in the clan.
Posted by Velociman at February 13, 2005 12:40 AMI'm dumbfounded. Who's managing those fucks?
Velociman as the new ODB is so right, so on. A low country cracker throwdown in the middle of their East Coast thing? It would be crunker than anything Em could fart out.
Go solo instead and start dissing them onstage. That'll rate an assasination attempt which should give us the streed cred we'll need for the first record.
Posted by: rankin' rob at February 13, 2005 8:55 AMI met one of them when I was managing an anonymous book store, and he was doing a promotion for a solo album. He had ugly silver teeth, and asked me to do a 'shoutout' over the PA systerm. I told him as a quid pro quo, he had to sit at his little table and pimp some Dr. Phil Relationship Rescue books for me.
That was a beautiful thing.
Posted by: Sadie at February 13, 2005 3:55 PMInside line is Flavor Flav is the favorite. How can you compete against that giant dookie clock?
Posted by: rightisright at February 13, 2005 5:08 PMVman as a psuedo-ODB, Dirt Dog, Dirt McGirk, et al? I think not. ODB was all about the childrens, you see.
Posted by: bitterman at February 13, 2005 10:19 PM