February 8, 2005
The Demise of Role Playing
I'm not sure when the passion seeped out of the Velocirelationship, but the role playing sucks of late. No longer do we enjoy the vagaried pleasures of Ripper and Whore in Whitechapel, or Rape of Nanking Comfort Girl, or Lizzie Borden's Submissive Gardener.
Forget Tatar Meets Ukranian Peasant Lass, or Buffalo Soldiers Explore the Pueblo. We had a brief bit of luck with Aileen Wuornos Cops a Ride, but that was short-lived, due to autoerotic suffocation issues.
Perhaps we can reinvent, overcome. The reality of Nodding Blogger Eschews Will and Grace Rerunner is, shall we say, less romantic than Reservoir Dogs are Seduced by Juliette Lewis.
As we lie say in my world, I'll get back to you.
Issues, man. Issues.
Posted by: zonker at February 8, 2005 11:20 PMI STILL say "escaped convict and warden's wife" is an EXCELLENT... uh... diversion, expecially if you provide the warden's wife with a ready-to-rip-off nightie and some panties that you don't mind ripping to shreds.
Handcuffs are optional.
Posted by: Acidman at February 8, 2005 11:24 PMI like Escaped Convict and Warden's Wife, I'm just tired of being the Warden's Wife.
Posted by: Velociman at February 8, 2005 11:46 PMWomen. You can't live with them, you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...
Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at February 8, 2005 11:59 PMOh wow....so many things in this posting to comment on, yet I have no idea where to begin.
The first question I have, is whether the seduction of Reservoir Dogs would take place pre- or post- attempted perfect crime?
Posted by: Sadie at February 9, 2005 12:23 AMAs long as Ned Beaty doesn't measure into the roleplaying, it's cool.
I always liked "Bountyhunter and Male Prisoner" and "Biker Bitch and the Blog Geek" myself. And what's not to like about "Moonshiner and the Wandering Tree-Hugger" or "Firearms Instructer and the Wimpy Chick First Time Shooter"? Of course that last one requires a remote, outdoors location.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at February 9, 2005 2:26 AMAnd Handcuffs? Passe! Thick, White, Cotton cord, yards of it, from your friendly, neighborhood fabric store. They call it Cablecord, and it's soft, thick, and washable if you put it in a pillowcase and tie it shut.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at February 9, 2005 2:28 AMI don't know nuttin' about that role-playing thing, but when the Mister removes the bagpipe cord, I get all quivery and stuff.
:: scribbles ::
Thanks for the tip, Mama. :)
Posted by: Margi at February 9, 2005 5:11 AMSadie: pre-attempt. Except for those nights one is Tim Roth. He always must be gutshot.
Posted by: Velociman at February 9, 2005 6:24 AM... I am truly shocked and awe'd..
...Buffalo Soldiers Explore the Pueblo?.. jeeeebus...
Posted by: Eric at February 9, 2005 10:58 AMhere is a supplier for the cable cord Mama was talking about....YEEEHA!
Posted by: delftsman3 at February 9, 2005 2:09 PMYou will take note, it's a ranch/farm supply store, too....
Posted by: Mamamontezz at February 9, 2005 7:28 PMHow about Clarence and Anita?
Posted by: rankin' rob at February 9, 2005 9:11 PMOr, to follow Rankin' Rob's theme, Billy Jeff and Juanita? Now there's a power-charged role-play for ya...
Posted by: Queenie at February 11, 2005 4:38 PMThe wee wifey and I have been known to do the Rich Lady and Chauffeur bit, but all too often it just means driving her around.
Posted by: triticale at February 12, 2005 4:26 PMActually, Shelly Volante and I prefer role playing Uhuru does Kirk in the Captain's chair . . fascinating . . .
Or better yet - we like role-playing the Mitchell Brothers audition Marilyn Chambers behind the green door - but it's tough to get the juggling dwarves . . .
Later . . .
Posted by: Raoul Porfavorny at February 13, 2005 1:24 PM