This is for Acidman, the Skeptickal.
Warning: not even close to Work Safe. To all those attorneys out there, I could probably use some serious professional advice.

That boy has a future...need an agent?
Posted by: Christina at February 1, 2005 10:29 PMThe shoes are a nice touch, almost had me sold there. But it just doesn't look like your nose.
Posted by: Key at February 1, 2005 10:44 PM.. JEEEZUS Christ... you are a dishonest bastard, Mr. Secretary.. where did you EVER get my baby picture?..
Posted by: Eric at February 1, 2005 10:49 PMDamn! You never told me your dad was a Tapir.
Posted by: Dash at February 1, 2005 10:58 PMI am a Velocitapir.
Posted by: Velociman at February 1, 2005 11:04 PMWTF????? That is SO wrong, Kim. Just wrong...
Posted by: Sadie at February 1, 2005 11:37 PM"I got yer goo goo goo bullshit right here."
Posted by: Jim - PRS at February 1, 2005 11:55 PMWhat's the big deal? The dick was born and the baby grew onto it. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Acidman at February 2, 2005 1:14 AMObviously a doctored photograph. That baby's grin isn't anywhere near big enough.
Posted by: jack straw at February 2, 2005 7:05 PM