January 31, 2005
UPDATE
Many thanks to savvy reader Jerry for compressing and cleaning up the Velociboy pic. I'm pretty retarded in these respects. Even my broadband was gagging on that file. Of course, run a Google on "gagging on Velociman's size" and God knows what you'll get, other than sighs, and purrs.
And if you're into schadenfreude, take solace in the fact I'm going to be so fucking divorced over this post.
i finally had to google schadenfreude because you accused me of it and i had no idea what it meant
imagine my relief when it DIDNT mean "he who buggers little boys"
Posted by: mr. helpful at January 31, 2005 10:59 PMNo, it's German for He Who Buggers Mr. Helpful. At least in my rather spotty German-English dictionary.
Posted by: Velociman at January 31, 2005 11:04 PMwhy do I love the Vman, just look how he bollixed the link to me.....
as he said "I'm pretty retarded"...
takes a real man to publically expound on such a minor flaw....
Thank you very much Jerry, that picture will be much easier to 'dot'.
'Neckenfreude, whatever that means.
gee...last time i looked, NO ONE's buggering mr. helpful although i suppose it's possible something's taking place "behind my back"
Posted by: mr. helpful at January 31, 2005 11:33 PMYou're fixed Jerry. You and my cat. Fixed.
Posted by: Velociman at January 31, 2005 11:48 PMUm...no freaking comment;-)
Posted by: Sadie at February 1, 2005 2:32 AMJesus. There really is a first time for everything.
Posted by: Mark Whitman at February 1, 2005 9:26 AMAchtung!! "Schadenfreude," as a noun, should be capitalized.
Mr. Helpful ain't got nuttin' on me.
Posted by: Jim - Parkway Rest Stop at February 1, 2005 11:21 AMIf I hear Velociman make one more reference to the size of his dick, I'm going to cut it off.
Watch him go dancing through the sand looking for THAT weenie!
Posted by: Acidman at February 1, 2005 5:46 PMYou're not hearing it, Acidman, you're reading it. However I'll be glad to give you an earful in Jekyll.
I guess Jim changed his site to Pedantic Rest Stop.
Posted by: Velociman at February 1, 2005 6:48 PMWhat's that about an arse lickin?
Posted by: Key at February 1, 2005 10:22 PM