January 31, 2005

Practising My Statecraft

I would be honored to serve as Acidman's Secretary of State in 2008. My diplomatic skills are formidable, but I see no reason to waste such talents on Eurotrash. I'd rather take my bullwhip to the Continent, and exercise some discipline. Could come in handy corralling those Brazilian delightfuls, too.

Carnivale, anyone?

Posted by Velociman at January 31, 2005 6:58 PM
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That's kinda what I was looking for in a Sec Of State. You'll have one hell of a budget.

Posted by: Acidman at January 31, 2005 7:37 PM

Secretary of the Treasury is the key post. Ask Alexander Hamilton.

Posted by: jack straw at January 31, 2005 8:07 PM

Hmmm, that's an interesting thought process you started there. Acidman for Prez, runnin' on the "Fuck 'em if they can't take a Joke" ticket. Vman as the SecState, which leads to who'd be the SecDef... SWG Himself and his sword? Then there's the Head of the CIA thing, and the head of the FBI thing, and the Head of the Dept. of Homeland Security thing, and on and on with cabinet appointments..... Somebody's gotta take a stab at it. Rob, if you are elected, can you make me head of Alcohol, Tobacco, and FireArms? ;) Them hoodies with big ATF written on the back are hellacool.

Posted by: RedNeck at January 31, 2005 10:35 PM

Oh, damn, somebody already did run with it... Nice on Rob.

Posted by: RedNeck at January 31, 2005 11:23 PM
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