January 31, 2005
Velociboy
Here's a pic of a 16 year old Velociman, straight from the yearbook pages. Flannel shirt? Check. Wallabies? Check. Bellbottoms? Check. Weed? Check (look in shirt pocket). How old is this? I won't say outright, but I believe the Yom Kippur War broke out that day. Funny, too, that my memories of then are just as grainy as the picture.
Boy Most Likely To ???
Posted by: jmflynny at January 31, 2005 6:51 PMIs that what you went by back then? Velociboy? I guess you know RedNeck is gonna dot you again.
Posted by: Dash at January 31, 2005 7:04 PMGet slapped, flynny. Get slapped.
Posted by: Velociman at January 31, 2005 7:05 PM.. dude, you had a mullet.. heh..
Posted by: Eric at January 31, 2005 7:09 PMThat's no mullet! There's a party in front, too! And, yes, I felt the need for humiliation tonight since my dominatrix is having her adam's apple shaved down.
Posted by: Velociman at January 31, 2005 7:14 PMMan, you looked an awful lot like Jan Michael-Vincent...Definately not a mullet, feathered indeed but not a mullet...
Posted by: JimA at January 31, 2005 7:31 PMLiving in Hicksville, I see plenty a mullet, and I have to agree with the Velocimaster, that ain't it.
I have no complaints with the Velociboy pic, except that it wasn't shared earlier...yum.
Posted by: Key at January 31, 2005 7:34 PMJan Michel Vincent? Nah, he's a dead ringer for Thomas Haden Church.
Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2005 7:43 PMLooks like a barely postpubescent Val Kilmer. Which would splain a lot, lucy.
Posted by: og at January 31, 2005 8:02 PMwowzers! you were a hottie!
Posted by: mel at January 31, 2005 8:23 PM.. ok.. I will concede.. sheesh... that may not be a mullet... my bad.... but still, I used to have a girlfriend who had the "feathered" look, Mr. Secretary...
Posted by: Eric at January 31, 2005 8:59 PMEric, for her sake, I hope that was a goooood twenty years ago. ; )
Posted by: Key at January 31, 2005 9:08 PMI still want to know...
What was the caption under this photo?
Posted by: jmflynny at January 31, 2005 9:12 PMNo caption, flynny. This was my actual senior portrait. Fripping prep schools.
Eric, if it had to have a name, perhaps a "shag". Barbarino, etc. It was the fucking rage, dude.
Posted by: Velociman at January 31, 2005 9:25 PMWhatever it was, it was workin,' baby. From what I can tell, it still is.
Posted by: liv at January 31, 2005 10:10 PMGood lord, now I've seen it all. Waxin'VelociNostalgic. Not bad VelociAirWolf.
Cast: Jan-Michael Vincent as Stringfellow Hawke
Jmflynny, "Most likely to be " DOTTED.
You are so farookin' right Dash. Good call.
Used to get a lot of the Jan Michael Vincent thing, till we both bloated up like hogs for the kill. I avoided the gin blossoms, though.
Posted by: Velociman at January 31, 2005 10:55 PMVelocihunk? Velocihead. Velocicrisp...
I swear my first steady boyfriend was wearing that exact same outfit when I met him, right down to the pattern of the plaid and the wallabys. Only pair of shoes he had other than Frye boots. Ah, memories...
Posted by: Amy at January 31, 2005 11:32 PMDAMN! Just.... DAMN! I'm impressed! Mighty fine!
Posted by: Candy at January 31, 2005 11:59 PMI was gonna say, Eric, sweets. That is NO mullet. 'Tis a Velocihunk.
Posted by: Sadie at February 1, 2005 2:35 AMGood Lord Aunt Sadie,,,you were a hunk way back then, huh? Love the hair; yes, positively AirWolf material! *G* Too bad we all have to change with age, huh? I think if I could invent just one thing, it would be a soap to use so our looks would never change as we aged? Any chemists want to help with the recipe?
Posted by: Michele at February 1, 2005 5:07 AMSop that up with a biscuit! You know, it's quite the item for private enjoyment later but...it's the wrists that have me captivated. Yes, telling, indeed.
Posted by: LauraN at February 1, 2005 7:56 AMOne of your hands looks like "Lobster Boy." I do remember that hairdo. You left out the comment the Senator made about your tongue.
Posted by: Belinda at February 1, 2005 9:18 AMHubba hubba!
Posted by: sugarmama at February 1, 2005 10:58 AMI guess what I heard about those private schools is true. That windblown-hair-fan they let you set up for your yearbook photo is about as gay a thing as I have ever seen.
Did you get "turned out" by a guy named Chip?
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 1, 2005 2:10 PMYou're not in Smallville any more, Kid. Welcome to Metropolis.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at February 1, 2005 9:57 PMRrrooowwwrrrr! ;)
Posted by: kc at February 1, 2005 10:02 PMNeck, no dotting Velociboy. (If you must, dot Velociboy 2.)
Posted by: Key at February 1, 2005 10:14 PM...and to think - look at you now. Mick Jagger was not necessarily correct when he said - " time is on my side - yes it is ..."
Posted by: james peters at February 1, 2005 10:22 PMDon't fuck with me, "Mr. Peters". I don't know what happened to me either.
Posted by: Velociman at February 1, 2005 10:28 PMyou are all gay faggots eat my titties
Posted by: hole at January 14, 2007 8:46 PM