January 30, 2005

Now Begins Super Bowl Hell Week

I work downtown, so it's going to be a bitch for the next week. Heightened security (have to wear my company ID around my neck on a lanyard, like a fucking pet), my $90 a month parking garage will doubtless be filled up, traffic jams from Philadelphia and New England mutants who don't even shake after pissing.

On the upside, the Patriots' training facility is my daughter's high school, less than a mile down the road. Perfect for privacy, a field carved out of the slash pine out in horse farm country. I think I'll ride my bike over and try to check it out, but I'll probably be stomped by goons with steroid dick, so that's a downside, too. Maybe I'll see Tony Kornholer, though, and I can stomp him. Damned pindick.

Posted by Velociman at January 30, 2005 3:41 PM
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I live up north, and, I shake. The deal is, if you shake more then three times, well, there's something else goin' on there...

Posted by: RedNeck at January 30, 2005 4:24 PM

You need to get you about six girls and pimp them for the next 10 days, you will get rich, Cat.

Posted by: Catfish at January 30, 2005 6:20 PM

I certainly know how to shake. Then again, I'm not heading down to Florida.

Posted by: sama at January 30, 2005 6:47 PM

Cat, perhaps we can discuss a business arrangement.

Rob: sorry, man. May the best team win. Shake or no shake.

Posted by: Velociman at January 30, 2005 6:50 PM

Yuck. I've been there - when I lived in New Orleans and 2 million drunken retards descended upon the city for four hellish days. It was nearly impossible just to take a trip to the grocery store.

I feel your pain.

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