January 27, 2005
From the Nut Mail Sack
Intrepid reader Mark writes, in regard to an earlier post on Jimmy Carter:
What a cruel, vile and uneducated message. Instead of celebrating Mr. Carter's accomplishiments, you downgrade him... while praising the cowards that are Bush and Reagan.The record speaks for itself. Could Mr. Reagan (conserve-a-coward #1) EVER have brokered the Camp David accords? No. Next you'll be telling me how this weak, idiotic fool won the cold war.
At least I'm confident that you really don't believe your own lies. You know the truth.
Why do you so hate America?
Why, Mark! Let us get educated together. As for Mr. Carter's accomplishment(s), Carter didn't broker Camp David. The Jordanians facilitated that. They just went to Carter afterwards for the fucking money. Let him feel important to get it.
Please tell me who did win the Cold War (we reactionaries properly capitalize it, son): Mike Dukakis? Something tells me you're not very happy we won, either.
And finally, Mark, I don't hate America. I hate Jimmy Carter. I like to keep my hatred precise, and targeted. Only peace-lovers such as yourself can hate on a scale that large.
I'll wager if Iraq becomes a normalized democracy you and your ilk will hate them like they were Cuban-Americans, too. Hate, hate, hate. Large scale, Mark. Keep the hate large scale. That way you don't have to think beyond the length of a bumper sticker. Posted by Velociman at January 27, 2005 12:22 AM
"if Iraq becomes a normalized democracy"
I'm thinking that is a big stretch of the imagination!
Touche' and a well done. If Jimmy Carter had been worth more than a pinch of coon shit he wouldn't have been a "single termer".
Posted by: Mike at January 27, 2005 8:27 AMJimmy carter can swing a hammer. Beyond the work he does for Habitat, he's an oxygen badit, and not even good at that. lately, I've even heard that Habitat is becoming messed up.
Posted by: og at January 27, 2005 10:10 AMWell said. I guess you hate America if you're for spreading freedom and democracy. How ironic.
Posted by: Dash at January 27, 2005 10:58 AMJimmy Carter is a walking sack of shit. He is a disgrace to other sacks of shit who have the good sense just to lay down and be still. Jimmy also insists on TALKING, which makes him a walking, TALKING sack of shit. In fact, he's even a walking, talking, GRINNING sack of shit.
Have I ever mentioned what I think of Jimmy Carter before?
Posted by: Acidman at January 27, 2005 2:40 PMIt's like shooting fish in a barrel, Vman. Still, elegantly done!
Posted by: zonker at January 27, 2005 3:41 PMI like the way you educate.
(Mark's last name Carter by any chance?)
Posted by: Key at January 27, 2005 4:03 PMAcidman covered everything except for the stink.
Posted by: Sam at January 27, 2005 5:14 PMI'm with Acidman. Carter is the WORST President this nation ever had, in my opinion. He's made an even bigger ass of himself over the last four years, breaking the unspoken rule about criticizing a sitting president.
I'd say Jimmy Carter sucks, but he's too stupid to even do that right.
Posted by: Adam Lawson at January 27, 2005 6:30 PMWhile I know dick-all about Carter and his (apparently) sad legacy, I do know a nice ass-whooping when I see it.
Well done, V.
"Instead of celebrating Mr. Carter's accomplishiments, you downgrade him...."
jimmy carter accomplished something? did i miss a memo?
that sorry sack of shit gives new meaning to the word "loser"
Posted by: mr. helpful at January 27, 2005 8:30 PMBeing born and raised in the state of Georgia, peanut Carter is the first and last Democrat I ever voted for. He sucked and he is still sucking.
Posted by: Catfish at January 27, 2005 9:10 PMjimmy carter accomplished something? did i miss a memo?
Yeah. He holds the title of "Worst Southerner Ever." If anyone could ever make me ashamed of the South, Carter is it. And I HATE Bill Clinton with the passion of Michael Moore going after a KFC bucket, so that says a lot.
Posted by: Adam Lawson at January 27, 2005 9:46 PMHey, we got Billy Beer out of the deal, and the lovely and talented Amy, didn't we? Uh... the resurgence of the goober, maybe?
Posted by: Dash at January 27, 2005 11:34 PMWe got better than Billy Beer. We got Billy pissing on the tarmac in public view. Poor old W merely has that miscreant running Florida. Oh, the fucking shame.
Posted by: Velociman at January 28, 2005 12:38 AM