January 16, 2005
Some Posts Write Themselves
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art. By Kathleen Meyer.
Well, then.
Customers who bought this book at Amazon also bought:
Up Shit Creek: A Collection of Horrifyingly True Wilderness Toilet Misadventures
How to Die in the Outdoors: 100 Interesting Ways
The Original Road Kill Cookbook
Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart
History of Shit
I'm all for sticking with a theme, but a lttle diversity in reading material can be a good thing.
How did I run across this book? Well, I'm number 9 on Google for How to Shit in the Woods. That's how.
I own the book, sad to say. An envirowhacko friend of mine gave it to me. It talks about how environmentally unfriendly it is to defecate outdoors, and suggests packing empty milk cartons in with you where you camp or hike, and bringing the offending matter back. I'm not kidding.
Posted by: og at January 16, 2005 6:40 PMWell, there's definitely an art to it, but a book? Holy Sheep Dip.
Posted by: Dash at January 16, 2005 7:48 PMYou are also number 13 for 'men sitting to pee'
Posted by: jmflynny at January 16, 2005 8:12 PMYes, flynny. YES I AM.
Posted by: Velociman at January 16, 2005 10:56 PMI have the book Sex in the Outdoors. Vastly more entertaining, and something I'm actually prepared to study.
I have seen How to Shit in the Woods too though.
Snooooozer.
Paul
Posted by: Light & Dark at January 17, 2005 3:04 AMSheesh - maybe I should write a book about crouching behind a tractor tire in the field.
Posted by: moos at January 17, 2005 3:40 PM