January 2, 2005
Damn It
For the Jaguars to make the playoffs three things had to happen today:
Pittsburgh beats Buffalo
Jacksonville beats Oakland
Indianapolis beats Denver
What happened:
Buffalo lost. Check.
Jacksonville won. Check.
Denver beat Indianapolis because that fucking inbred mutant Peyton Manning was not in the game, that big pussy. I am indignant.
You had your chance last week and got skunked by the Houston Texans. Shut out. Not a sniff. I don't think so, J-ville. Look for Michael Vick to run around the field in the NFC championship game and make Donovan McNabb look like Fred Sanford having the big one. All the way to the Super Bowl, Falcons.
How the fuck did Jacksonville get an NFL team anyways?
Posted by: rankin' rob at January 2, 2005 7:43 PMBribery, bitch. Bribery. The Eagles are going to beat the Falcons like a dog what pissed on the rug. IF the Falcons make it that far, which I doubt.
Posted by: Velociman at January 2, 2005 7:48 PM... I have never, EVER heard anyone speak of Saint Peyton that way.. you bastard....
Posted by: Eric at January 2, 2005 8:00 PMFrom the heart of Jake Plummer land, I fart in your general direction.
Posted by: Jeff G at January 2, 2005 10:03 PMI so did not want to delink Goldstein, but fuck it. War is declared, and battle come down.
Posted by: Velociman at January 2, 2005 10:12 PMSaint Peyton was on the sidelines, just to keep your Jags out. And it worked. I know this, because the voices told me. Besides, we're saving him for the games that count. Like, er, the Bronc again next week.
Tease'em this week, spank them next. Just like dating.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at January 3, 2005 12:12 AMPeyton's not just gonna spank the Broncos. He's gonna fucking dismantle them. Tear them limb from limb. It's gonna be great.
Posted by: bitterman at January 3, 2005 9:54 AMAll will bow before the mighty Steelers! 2004 season recap:
Eagles- plucked.
Patriots- humiliated.
Ravens- eliminated.
Bills- eliminated by the Steelers scrubs.
15-1. We'll be back to J-ville, Velociman.
Posted by: steelheader at January 3, 2005 10:07 AMLike the Cowboys, the Jags didn't need to be in the playoffs this time around.
Sure hope these games are better than the Orange Bawl.
Posted by: @rt at January 5, 2005 1:52 PM