January 2, 2005
A Stupid Idea
Who came up with the concept of baby changing stations in men's rooms? In the airport. In the Home Depot. What bullshit. No man is going to use those things. In a hardware store? Nope. A guy will carry around a baby with shit streaming down their legs before they will use a baby changing station in a public restroom. It's bad enough that men have to emasculate themselves in the privacy of their own homes. Not gonna happen in public.
And, yes, I've changed my share of diapers. But I had a strategy: I would pounce at the opportunity to change a wet diaper, so that when the child shit green I could say "I changed the last one. Your turn". Works pretty well.
Will you shut the fuck up? Sheesh. You're giving away all the tricks!
Man, next thing you'll be yapping away about the "feigned incompetence to avoid work" ploy
Posted by: og at January 2, 2005 2:28 PMDon't worry, Og - any woman who's been married more than one year already knows about that one.
Posted by: Queenie at January 2, 2005 2:42 PMWimp!
Posted by: Jay at January 2, 2005 3:13 PMNasty. I'm never going to snack and look at your blog at the same time...and you can't tell me that your wife let you get away with that;-)
Posted by: Sadie at January 2, 2005 5:57 PMDammit - those aren't baby changers - they're baby smashers.
Posted by: Andy at January 2, 2005 10:16 PMBWAAA!
Posted by: Desert Cat at January 3, 2005 12:34 PM