December 29, 2004
Clarification and Punishment
It's Judgment!
Not Judgement!
Show trials begin this afternoon, and since I am recording them for posterity I want everything just so. I shall cross every i, and dot every t.
I have a sinister cabal of villains, disguised as Bratz, Barbies, and Build-a-Bears before me. Enemies of the state all. It is unfortunate that these trials must take place, but repeated and robust interrogation has produced naught. They speak not their crimes.
Non-capital sentences will be served in the Gulag Velocipelago.
Who is this Work who keeps calling me? I'm too busy to talk right now!
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.. indeed, it is good to be da King...
Posted by: Eric at December 29, 2004 3:20 PMIf you need another villain in Build a Bear guise, let me know. Miss Priss has a stuffed horse, a pink poodle, and a dog on skates.
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