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Heh...yeah, us atheists very much enjoy taking time off of work for religious holidays...hey, we didn't make the rule, we just follow it.

I was going to say "Prosperous Year of the Cock" but only me and the chick behind the counter at Super Lucky 8 Chinese Buffet would understand.

You could always go for the pussy all purpose "Happy Holidays" that seems to be the politically correct gruel served ala moonbat. I holler MERRY CHRISTMAS back.

Mama, you're too damned funny...

Cythen, you forgot the MF at the end of you're Merry Christmas salutation.

Free days off is always a good thing. I was gonna pick the Johnny Walker one, but the color was wrong. Somebody sent me green today...

I'll take #2, Alex, and Merry Christmas to you and the Velocifamily, my friend.

I must confess, that although I am a 'Merry Christmas' person, through and through, I too am guilty of 'Happy Holidays'.

I rang the bell for the Salvation Army several times this year, and on the first day, not taking into account that minority religions contribute to charity as well, I said "Merry Christmas" to all. And although nearly nearly everyone I dealt with was nice and polite, I occasionally got a returning glance that seemed to want to say..."Hey, we're not all Christians, you know."

For the sake of not getting the SA kicked out of even one more place due to the 'discomfort' caused to the patrons of those establishments, still kind enough to let us ring, I simply said "Happy Holidays." Of course, then it was easy to pick out the Christians, because more often than not, they shot back a hearty "And Merry Christmas to you!"

I don't know what it was, but people donated BIG this year. I can't wait to find out how much slack was taken up when Target pulled out of the picture. I hope they exceeded all their goals and expectations.

So...MERRY CHRISTMAS to all!

I vote Merry Christmas. Unless you are an atheist, then your greeting is; die you miserable bastard heathen! LOL.

What? Nothing for the agnostics?

Bigot.

Jim, there are no bigots in Velociworld (no small-breasted women, either). For agnostics we say "Maybe Christmas!!"

Merry Cripma, yo. Love my pops.

Merry Christmas!

... although normally a "Merry Christmas" kinda guy... something about "We Sikhs Just Like the Johnny Walker Red" is veddy veddy appealing right now...

ahh... Hell.. Merry Christmas, my brother...

Merry Christmas! :)

Hah! Good comeback, Jack.