
1963 Remco Monkey Division Helicopter. Suitable for assaulting all manner of evildoers. Proffered at Ebay. Just in case you were still looking for the ultimate Velocigift.
Update: I will also take a Visible Woman:

Repeatedly, if necessary. Something about exposed circulatory systems and internal organs just drives me crazy.
Eeeww. She looks like one of those G-d awful 'art' displays that have been in the news lately.
Posted by: jmflynny at December 23, 2004 10:08 PMI wanted her badly in 1963 Websters department store. Visible Man? Nah.
Posted by: Velociman at December 23, 2004 10:18 PMClearly you are easy to buy for, and I'd assumed your taste freakish...
Posted by: Key at December 23, 2004 10:30 PMI once dated a woman with an exposed circulatory system and internal organs. Trust me, the novelty wears off fast.
The fellatio, on the other hand, was superb.
Posted by: skippystalin at December 23, 2004 10:51 PMIt's the see-through boobs. There's just something special about see-through boobs.
Posted by: Jim at December 24, 2004 4:12 PMI'm wonderin' if you can adjust the focus... Well, somebody just might want to zoom out and skip all that science stuff and just see a nekkid lady. Not that it's me, it's my friend, but I'm just sayin...
Yeah, I kinda dig that stuff myself. Go figure.
Posted by: liv at December 27, 2004 3:51 PM