December 23, 2004
Holy Shit
A friend who would probably appreciate anonymity on this one forwarded a quite disturbing video. I can't figure out if the man is trying to pork the burro, or the burro is trying to screw the man. But I often get confused in matters of the heart. I will submit that the man's trousers are down, however the burro is sporting serious wood while he chases the man.
I think this is a case of a bad idea run amok. I think an amorous advance on the man's part uncovered a gay donkey with mischief on his mind. And it appears at the end of the video the score is Burro 1, Man 0.
Aaw, why not throw him a link. He won't mind. He probably shot the footage himself anyway.
Posted by: Key at December 23, 2004 10:38 PMI may not be the fastest person on earth (okay, I'm slow as hell) but I am pretty fucking sure I could outrun a horny donkey if circumstances warranted. Sure hope I never have to, though.
Maybe I'll start practicing sprints for this spring's Jekyll-fest. Just to be safe.
Posted by: zonker at December 24, 2004 12:51 AMOh god... I think I've seen that... Is there a fence in the shot? I think the dude was trying to take a shit when the donkey decided to make friends. Post a link to it!! My fiancee and I have been looking for that vid for a long time (it was on his roomate's comp before).
If it isn't the same one, I still want a link. Yeah, donkey voyeurism. Mmmbaby.
Posted by: Cythen at December 24, 2004 2:58 AMI think I've seen said clip. Once you see it, you get a whole new appreciation for the term "Donkey Dick"...
Sprints would be good Zonker, especially if you can't fly away.
Posted by: RedNeck at December 24, 2004 5:39 AM