December 20, 2004
Razorburn
Remember those elves that rode the Norelco razor down the ski slope? Those little dudes rocked.
Why doesn't Norelco still run that commercial at Christmas? Their fucking razor technology is of the same vintage.
"Floating heads, floating heads!"
Posted by: Queenie at December 20, 2004 6:41 PMi woulda been a LOT more impressed if the little fuckers had ridden straight edge razors down the ski slope rather than a wussy electric razor....now THAT woulda taken balls...
Posted by: mr. helpful at December 20, 2004 10:12 PMMr. Helpful, riding straight razors anywhere, anyhow, much less down a ski slope most probably requires "having" balls but, it's not conducive to "keeping" balls. As for your last phrase, "now THAT woulda taken balls..." you are absolutely right.
at least one person got my subtle humor, eh?
good job redneck!!
Posted by: mr. helpful at December 20, 2004 11:24 PMSubtle or Stubble Humor? I'm just glad to be of help to Mr. Helpful.