December 19, 2004
Clarification
To everyone I spoke to last night: please understand my raccoon speak is a little rusty. Let me just add:
Ktgifh fiquvsm tlcvuif "bjirkl" vbs "mqpzx"(!)
There. I had to get that off my chest. I feel better now.
You kiss your mom with that mouth?
Posted by: og at December 19, 2004 11:42 AMI haven't been able to read raccoon since I suffered from that blown eye back in '69.
Posted by: rankin' rob at December 19, 2004 12:11 PMDid the Mutant raid your wet bar?
Posted by: Key at December 19, 2004 1:47 PMUm, me and the mutant, well, he gave me the "Key" to the liquor cabinet. It was all over at that point. Hell, he had his own glass, what was I sposed to say? No, Velocimutant, now put the key back. Leave pappa's penny loafers alone and put the key back.
Like it'd have believed that line. The mutant knows me too well. We got drunk and started yappin' 'coon speak. We tried opossum speak, but they're just too damned alien to talk to anybody, much less me & the Mutant. They did laugh about the Mutant's daddy and his penny loafers though.
If my 'coon speak is up to snuff "Ktgifh fiquvsm tlcvuif "bjirkl" vbs "mqpzx"(!)" means, If you ever take the liquor cabinet key outta my penny loafers again, I'll kick, both your asses. Or soemthing like that. Mutant makes out on that deal, but not by much, he ain't no ass to kick, and most of mines been chewed off. Tough kicken what ain't there Vman. But I'm glad you feel better now.
..damn, lucky I talked to you early.. I speak very little 'coon....
Posted by: Eric at December 19, 2004 7:26 PM