December 18, 2004
Around The World
What the hell is around the world?? I've heard the expression my whole life, and have winked and nodded knowingly, but what the hey? How does this differ from 69, or upsy-deucy, or whatever?
I realize I am a neophyte in these areas, being a mere Velocichild, but around the world? Am I going to find a nice Thai meal in your buttcrack? A Cuban cigar in your nether regions? A Polish concentration camp guard in your honeyhole?
Just curious. And feel free to send your comments offline.
Update: Here is an explanation:
Around the world is all three holes. Three cums, as the girls say, one in each hole.
og
Well, thanks, Og. You are the man. I'm still uncertain about the third hole, however.
Damn, I must be naive. I thought around the world meant the stroke equivalent of 24,000 miles. Well, that or a veritable buffet of positions and styles.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at December 19, 2004 1:05 AMPersonally, I just call it a hat trick.
Posted by: Evilwhiteguy at December 19, 2004 1:48 AMMama, you aren't the naïf...I thought "Around the World" had something to do with a yo-yo. Like "Walking the Dog". Silly me!
Posted by: Queenie at December 19, 2004 1:55 AMJeez, no wonder I can't keep a travel agent!
Posted by: Rube at December 19, 2004 9:15 AMLiar! You know EXACTLY what "around the world is." You just keep wanting to start your trip in the wrong country.
Posted by: Acidman at December 19, 2004 9:21 AMWhen I use to go to whorehouses, in my younger days, around the world, means you wanted the whole ball of wax. That way, you got a little of everything the whore offered. It was wonderful. I wish I were younger, I would go back for more, Cat.
Posted by: Catfish at December 19, 2004 12:41 PM