December 18, 2004
People Suck: A Proposition
I find I have little use for my fellow humans. Other than the fact some of the women have nice bodies I don't have much use for them. I cannot believe I even share genetic code with these creatures. They are as a rule adipose, hideous, and barely ambulatory slugs.
And, yes, I went shopping at the mall the Saturday before Christmas, so perhaps there is a statistical anomaly in my present viewpoint.
You always make me laugh, V-Man. Thanks!
Posted by: Sadie at December 18, 2004 8:00 PMFor a second there, I was convinced you'd met my in-laws...
Posted by: Key at December 18, 2004 8:00 PMTry working there. I'm going in armed some day, I can feel it.
Posted by: LeeAnn at December 18, 2004 9:15 PMSadly, I'd be forced to agree with you on that description. But lay of the adipose cracks. I am bigger than you are.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at December 19, 2004 1:08 AMOOooo, I just realized that sounded really bad. Perhaps "Lay off the Adipose Wisecracks" would have been a little less deviant or disconcerting.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at December 19, 2004 1:09 AMah, you've discovered the great mysteryof life.
Hell is other people.
Posted by: og at December 19, 2004 11:42 AM