Velociworld

Mail Call

I generally handle the trickle of e-mail I receive in a reflective and thoughtful manner. The timely stuff, that is. The e-mails from posts over three weeks old I recently outsourced to the Mutant, with mixed results.

Imagine my chagrin when I recently audited his correspondence, and found, in response to an e-mail from an ancient MaryAnn versus Ginger post:

MaryAnn? Fuck that! So remind me again, exactly what parts of Ginger's body and sexual appetite repulsed you, you fugging homo???

I really, really need to get him into some diversity counseling.

If I could catch him. He's faster than a skunk ape.