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Sounds like a job for "mr. scienceman".

You see, kimster, erectile dysfunction is an oft misunderstood term. Most people believe it relates to male sexual performance. They are only partially correct.

Erectile dysfunction does relate to male performance...male CONSTRUCTION performance.

Yes, erectile dysfunction occurs primarily to construction workers. Its symptoms include a complete inability to hammer a nail, raise a stud, use a tool properly and join male/female ends of cvc pipe together without drooling.

Erectile dysfunction is the scourge of the construction industry. It attacks in waves, especially in non-union shops where sufferers lack the protection only kickbacks can provide. Latest government figures show that, for every successful building built, such as The Sears Tower in Chicago, four are not. Notable examples of the destruction of erectile dysfunction include the "Honorable Al Gore Bridge To The Twenty First Century" which only reached a length of two inches before going limp and collapsing. Another example is the "Michael Moore Memorial Skyscraper" which couldnt even get up because workers on the project werent able to find the "root".

Sometimes, erectile dysfunction strikes AFTER the fact. Such as in the case of the "Tom Daschle Re-Election Campaign Building" in South Dakota. The building was successfully erected and everything looked fine until about four minutes into the exercise when an excruciating howl was heard coming from Daschle and the whole thing collapsed under the massive weight of self-importance.

Erectile dysfunction only occurs with male construction workers. Their female counterparts are immune and usually spend most of their time huddled in a group over in the corner of the work site, giggling and pointing fingers at their co-workers' hapless impotence.

Is there a cure? Well, Cialis seems to do a pretty good job however, in order for it to be effective, it must be incorporated, well in advance, into the architect's plans. It wont work if taken just before the construction activity commences.

Hopefully, this will give you and your readers some insight into the scourge that is erectile dysfunction. Especially when you realize your friends and neighbors suffer from this debilitating distraction. Rumor has it even Frank Lloyd Wright was a closet ED patient although that cant be proven with any certainty because the silly bastard never came out of the bathroom.

Remember...whenever there is a lack of knowledge...whenever the skies are filled with the cries of those who want to know...whenever there is a question to be answered...mr. scienceman is there....

Thank you Mr. Helpful. I didn't know that.

Are you a construction worker?

Shit, what can I say to that? Science has it all covered. A post within a post ;). Almost like opening emails that have been forwarded by 400 people and finally arrive in your inbox.

er...that's mr. scienceman, sir.

heh heh heh

I really wouldn't know, seeing as I lack the equipment to give a shit anyway.

Had that comment not mentioned Mr. Scienceman, nor had it a name attached, I, somehow, would still have known it was you.

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