November 25, 2004
Giving Thanks
I am going to fry a 13 pound turkey formerly named Benny today, and pretend to enjoy football for hire. A partial list of things I am thankful for:
In Fallujah, 1,600 insurgents met Allah, who turned out to be an Hasidic Jew with a chip on his shoulder
The glorious fact that liquor stores are open on Sundays in Florida
The absence of the designated hitter in the National League
The eventual prison rape of Scott Peterson
The Snuggles fabric softener bear
Pearl onions
Captain Peacock
Aloe-engorged toilet paper
Breast enhancements
The seven second delay
The dichotomous nature of Batman
Bacon
I could go on, but the point is taken.
The dichotomous nature of Batman?
Hmm. Does that mean Bruce Wayne/Batman or Straight/Gay?
Um....didn't need the info on the aloe toilet paper for your bunghole....
Snuggle Bear??????????
Haha! I give Thanks for Velociman.
Posted by: Sadie at November 25, 2004 10:49 AMNo. That Snuggle bear is wicked -- evil incarnate. Look at the eyes, man. He'd as soon claw your jugular and feast on your larynx as freshen your laundry.
Posted by: david at November 25, 2004 11:35 AMI'm thankful I'm not in Jail.
I'm thankful my friends and family have their health.
I'm thankful my dog's ain't homo's.(Just dumb, like 1/2 of the moonbats, the other 1/2, well, you make the call)
I'm thankful I live far enough away from Eric for him to Bite Me.(Sorry bout your locale EWG).
I'm thankful that my nephew is coming over today. He just completed Basic at Ft. Leonard Wood. I haven't seen him in a couple months.
I'm thankful our country is free.
I'm thankful for those protecting that freedom.
And now, I'm thankful, as are you probably, that this comment is over.
Not neccessarily in that order though.