November 20, 2004
Not Unlike Entering Toonville
Coming over here involves something of a crossing over. I'm feeling a bit strange and not yet completely formed.
Understanding the need to have a drink before being able to fully acclimate within Velociworld, I just sauntered over to my handy dandy wet bar to see what's left after being hit by hurricane Football Season.
Here's what I got:
Trave Classic Amaretto Liqueur
Kahlua Liqueur
Creme de Cacao
Smirnoff Vodka
Smirnoff Cirtrus Twist
Dekuyper Melon Liqueur
Monte Alban Tequila with Agave worm
Seagram's Extra Dry Gin
That's it.
No merlot...No wine at all for that matter. Damn.
Any suggestions?
How about a decent chocolate martini recipe? Haven't found one yet that I can stomach.
Posted by Key at November 20, 2004 8:47 PMThank you, hon. Just...thank you.
Posted by: Kelley at November 20, 2004 8:50 PMHeh...welcome.
(But he'd better get his ass back here, before I kill his rep with my flowery prose.)
Posted by: Key at November 20, 2004 9:01 PMOh, and thanks for distracting me with the accolades and all - but uh, where's my recipe?
(...still sober over here.)
Posted by: Key at November 20, 2004 9:03 PMVodka (Ketel One will do)
Drop or two of vermouth
Clear Cream de Cocoa to taste
All over ice (lots of ice - clear is best)
Stir
Pour into frozen martini glass
Garnish either with a strawberry, Hershey's Kiss, or a couple three semi-sweet chotolate chips.
Drink it fast, then make another one.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at November 20, 2004 9:46 PMSounds wonderful.
But come on - you saw my list! I have no vermouth. I suppose I must be moving on to plan B...
Posted by: Key at November 20, 2004 10:08 PMWho needs Vermouth?
And just for grins, drop equals of the citrus vodka and melon liquor into some seven-up on ice. Nummy.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at November 20, 2004 10:23 PMCupboard is always bare here. If it exists, it gets comsumed. Except for the Bacardi Razz shit. I hate that stuff.
Posted by: Velociman at November 21, 2004 12:35 AMAnd how come Key gets more comments than me? Never mind.
Posted by: Velociman at November 21, 2004 1:35 AM