November 19, 2004
Eco Porn
Here is a picture of some denuded trees in Africa:
Disgusting, isn't it? Flaunting their naked knotholes like their exploited village counterparts in National Geographic, limbs akimbo? They are calling it "drought", but we know it's florexhibitionism, don't we?
I am repulsed, and yet fascinated.
I am repulsive, and yet fascinating
Posted by: og at November 19, 2004 6:14 PMYeah, but no boobs akimbo on thos trees.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at November 19, 2004 6:22 PMWell, if you use a little imagination, the cankers are like little boobies.
Posted by: Velociman at November 19, 2004 6:26 PMYeah, you like it...you cruel, right-wing tree fugger!
Posted by: Key at November 19, 2004 7:55 PMakimbo? as in "resting lightly on the hips"?
Posted by: og at November 19, 2004 8:24 PMNo, akimbo as in totally fucking spazzed out like you, og.
Posted by: Velociman at November 19, 2004 9:02 PMWell, of course I'm spazzed out, thinking of those African Boobs Akimbo. Reminds me of old issues of National Geographic, but I don't know why
Posted by: og at November 20, 2004 11:16 AMI don't see any nekkid' arbor day offerings. They look like redneck goal posts to me. Somebody needs to go back there and finish the loggin' job.
What possible comment could I ever add to this mess?
Posted by: Tig at November 20, 2004 10:06 PMYES! those trees are HAWT!!! i'd do them.
Posted by: jake at December 15, 2004 1:04 PMi wanna fuck em all night looong, beeotch!
Posted by: jake at December 16, 2004 1:07 PMI'd do it during the day.
Posted by: Hannah at December 18, 2004 5:52 AMYeah. Hannah wants some hot tree secks.
Posted by: Jake at January 13, 2005 4:54 PM