November 17, 2004
Unplanned Parenthood, I Called It
I was anointed Blogdaddy to this vituperous and sexy woman today, and my immediate reaction was to send her ass over elbows over the hedgerow, all Christopher Reeve and Bonnie Blue like, because she demanded a pony. Also known as a hog with a mane. Sorry, dear. I was cursed with a vicious Shetland Pony as a child, named Spooky, who had the temperament of a gunpowder-fed pitbull, and the bucking quotient of a Satanic rodeo bull.
I am often misunderstood, but I believe in this instance I was the symbol of clarity.
Amends have been made, apparently, because my foster child Queenie has graced me with a post dedication only a Velocidaddy could love.
Unleash yourself from my opinions, and enjoy the unbridled Queenie.
i went over and left a comment on her most recent post. you'll be happy to know i blamed you for sending me over there.
heh heh heh...
Posted by: mr. helpful at November 17, 2004 11:17 PMAww, Daddy. Really, you are too kind.
Posted by: Queenie at November 17, 2004 11:43 PMV-man, she is the coolest. Thanks for directing me there. She is SO blogrolled.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at November 17, 2004 11:46 PMGlad you came around. I was beginning to wonder if I had chosen the right rogue to father my kidnapped babe.
But clearly she has stolen your heart with her titty post.
Maternal warm fuzzies!
Posted by: Key at November 18, 2004 10:53 AMDamn, what a daughter, but she is leaning towards Acidman and no would want to see that.
Posted by: James Old Guy at November 18, 2004 12:38 PMI wanted a pony too, but everyone seemed suspicious of my motives.
Posted by: LeeAnn at November 19, 2004 11:19 AMWTF are u guys talking about?? psychos! BIAAAA!
Posted by: justin at November 2, 2006 1:31 PM