Velociworld

It certainly should have happened in the spring! That was the biggest chunk of nonsense of the entire war.

I'm glad this is finally underway. It's long overdue. And don't wear yourself out vetting the virgins. You can always outsource. I'm sure you'd have no derth of help.

Probably the biggest probelm is finding enough virgins!!
Yes, Fallujah is long overdue!

personally i think all we need to do in fallujah is send the mutant in.

we'd need to pull our troops out first because the mutant is incapable of distinguishing friend from foe. once the troops pull back to a safe staging area (about three hundred miles or so away) we launch the mutant and let him work his magic. in mere hours every single towelhead within fifty miles would be writhing in the dust, clutching at their guts no longer restrained by stomach walls, ears torn off by bloodlust, tongues ripped to shreds and their toes reduced to bloody stumps.

Then we'd lower a big fiberglass net and catch the mutant, returning him quickly to the steel cage back at area 51 before he could wreak any more havoc. In the meantime, our troops would reenter Fallujah and claim credit for all the destruction.

I guarantee one encounter with the mutant and those fucking heathens will find The Lord Thy God faster than a hot knife cuts through butter.

Er...I apologize for this comment. It's near 3:30am in the morning at the offices of Mr. Helpful Enterprise Inc. and I am damn well running on fumes.

How does one pack a virgin, anyway? and isn't that a sort of an oxymoron?

Hence my dilemma, Og. 6,000 x 72 is a lot of virgins, and I'm spoiling about every 4th one.

Don't we have any extra nukes kicking around?

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