October 30, 2004
I Am Fucked Up...
I am utterly destroyed. After watching Georgia beat Florida in Gator country I went dancing, and partying. With my Gator friends. They hate my guts. Fuck them. The women went next door at half time and bought dildos and interactive penises. Fuck them, too. No one asked Velociman for HIS input. They will undoubtedly hunker together tonight and get off without me. Too bad.
In my case I will say at one brief moment the score was 24-13 Georgia. Just saying.
Is it true that Florida women use dildos from the university bookstore shaped like little Gators with extra stimulators that look like a Bulldog tearing out it's throat?
It's what I've heard.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at October 31, 2004 1:16 AMHey Mama, I think you are onto something! Maybe try to patent that thing!! *L*
Posted by: Michele at October 31, 2004 8:22 AMAnd there. I modified that. Now I'm going back to bed.
Posted by: Velociman at October 31, 2004 9:03 AMDogs can win out and go to a BCS bowl. Miami and FSU went down, along with the Gators. A bloody pox on Florida football fans.
David Green is a warrior, generally.
Posted by: rankin' rob at October 31, 2004 11:02 AMThere's always next year. We'll be back to take a bite outta that Dawg ass!
MB
Posted by: Madame Butterfly at November 1, 2004 9:09 AM...not quite within 5; I didn't get it either.
Posted by: Key at November 1, 2004 1:13 PMYou're so right! I eat Gators for breakfast with interactive and evolutionary penises for starters! By the way vote Sand E Cone for dean of Academia Sorana
Posted by: Ib Skip Skalle at April 12, 2006 5:50 PMThis is a fantastic discussion. Great points on all sides. Pooh man always lyin' 'bout Ant Banks.
Posted by: pooh at January 11, 2008 8:47 PM