October 28, 2004
Glamour Shot
Cal Thomas is a Sexy Beast. In a Recently Disinterred John Carradine sort of way.
Which brings me right to my point: who is the most boring pundit out there? Who sets the Sominex bar?
I submit Robert Samuelson, Bruce Bartlett, and, of course, Cocksman Cal.
Poor Cal. Have you ever endured his little foray into showbiz on FoxNews? With news-chick Lorne Green playing piano on set like we could be fooled into thining they were broadcasting from some hip, NYC piano bar? Amazingly bad. So bad, it was compelling.
Posted by: Mamamontezz at October 28, 2004 5:03 PMI'd say in a Captain Peacock ("Are You Being Served?") sort of way.
Posted by: BlogDog at October 28, 2004 8:29 PMI bore myself to sleee.....Wha? Huh?
Posted by: og at October 28, 2004 9:28 PMNice!
You save the 'glamour shots' for Cal.
And...to me, he looks more than a little like John Waters.
Posted by: jmflynny at October 28, 2004 9:36 PMBah ha ha!! Disenterred John Carradine! Walt Disney's frozen head? :: cough ::
There are plenty that bore me, but one that has been especially grating on the last nerve is that Terry Whatshername that does the stocks report on Fox News Central. MUST! SHE! SHOUT!?
She is seen, sitting THISCLOSE to John Gibson every evening and yet. . .she continues to emote in that Joe Piscopo doing the sports report.
Gah. I fart in her general direction.
Posted by: Margi at October 29, 2004 12:42 AMTerry, what? Keenan? I don't know. She has NO LIPS. Which is my criterion.
And I think Blogdog has it. I look at Cal, I'm thinking, "Mr. Grainger, are you free?"
And please check those portmanteaus at the door.
Posted by: Velociman at October 29, 2004 1:02 AMCal Thomas always looked like one of those overpreened type of gay men who are always into muscials and shit. The fact that he's conservative is deeply weird.
Posted by: sama at October 29, 2004 10:36 AM