October 27, 2004
My Vote is for Sale
To the highest bidder. I prefer Swiss francs. Oops. That would be Euros. Make that Haitian gourdes. More stable.
And yet: let me sum up the candidates:
George W. Bush has freed 40 million peoples from the yoke of Islamist totalitarianism. That would include murder, torture, rape, infanticide, beatings, and mutilation. That would include the stoning of women for the improper turn of an ankle, the execution of babies to terrorize their parents.
John Kerry has freed exactly one person from bondage: his hair stylist, from an unnatural color highlights ritual.
I'm going to need a whole shitload of gourdes to flip this vote.
When do you think he'll set the botox injector free?
Posted by: Madame Butterfly at October 27, 2004 11:29 PMPeople's? Is that like 40 million nations worth of "peoples"? Or 40 million people? I'm only askin cause my check g--gle meeter is teeterin' clost to "ya might wanna".
I thought John freed the midget that's gonna clean Pedro's ass in the clubhouse tonight so the Sox could win something and he(JFK) could claim he won something in his life. Win Win see?
Posted by: RedNeck at October 27, 2004 11:34 PMDamn! See, now the knuckle head is saying because "they" won, "he" will.
Posted by: RedNeck at October 28, 2004 7:35 PMSelling your vote is illegal.
Posted by: Geoffrey at October 28, 2004 11:22 PM