October 27, 2004
My New Gig
It seems I will be guestblogging over at Straight White Guy November 8th through the 20th with the brilliant and incredible Mirthful Sadie while Eric and the Wonderful Bride are on vacation in Scotland. Whoah. I can already feel the electricity burning.
Nothing personal, E-Man, but could you perhaps leave a few days early?
These are important times, and I can only remind you that Rumsfeld personally oversaw atrocities at Abu Ghraib, while shaking Hebrew National hot dogs at the condemned. But as Johnny Mathis exhorts us: It's Not For Me To Say...
Sorry for this Vman, I just said a prayer, for both you and Eric. It goes somethin like this here.
God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.
5$ Words all over two of my dailies... Hurry back safely Eric!
Posted by: RedNeck at October 27, 2004 9:34 PMPost boobies. Lots of boobies.
Posted by: zombyboy at October 27, 2004 10:18 PMThank YOU for taking down that photo!
Posted by: jmflynny at October 27, 2004 10:34 PMKeg party at Eric's....we'll clean up before he gets back. Just be sure to have someone drag Acidman's drunken ass off the front lawn.
Posted by: zonker at October 27, 2004 11:21 PMIf Acidman's comin' over, you might wanna take the freezer door off the fridge too. I hear his "bump my head" detector isn't functioning like it used to.
Posted by: RedNeck at October 27, 2004 11:36 PMawww...brilliant and incredible? You are amazingly sweet, but still slightly creepy at the same time. I think it's the doggie bondage picture that will forever solidify that point for me. Ah yes, it should be "an event." Heh....don't worry Eric, we won't do any permanent damage.
Posted by: Sadie at October 28, 2004 4:26 AM... I can hardly wait... you two are animals... remember... be gentle...
Posted by: Eric at October 28, 2004 9:46 AMSince when did Gentle ever weigh into guest blogging? I thought that was one of the great unwritten rules of guest blogging.
1. Post Boobies.
2. Post Cootchie-shaving instructions.
3. Post Cat-porn.
4. Infest the blogroll with unsavories.
5. Change the templates.
6. Be rough. Just be prepared to kiss it and make it all better when you're done.
I mean, really. Gentle? Hah!
Posted by: Mamamontezz at October 28, 2004 5:09 PM