October 26, 2004
IN RE LACI PETERSON
Have you ever noticed how Bono reaches around at the end of a song and caresses his right ass cheek? That's my move, man. From one old man to another, back off, Hewson. Indira Gandhi busted that move for me at the Concert for Bangladesh, as a dis to Shankar. And a poke in the eye to that little emaciated Bengal boy.
I'm not instituting legal proceedings yet, because my peeps is talking to his peeps, but Fucking Ada. Steal my crap? Not my style.
You sir, have your mind FIRMLY planted in the shitter tonight. Do you not? You a St. Louis fan my friend?
Posted by: RedNeck at October 26, 2004 11:24 PMI heard there was a baseball game on tonight. Like any good Lothario, I eschew professional sports when there are pretty ladies to talk to. Which you are not, by the way.
Posted by: Velociman at October 26, 2004 11:36 PMdidnt you know? bono wrote the words "every poet is a thief" i guess he isnt just restricted to stealing words, eh?
Posted by: mr. helpful at October 27, 2004 12:25 AMBono can bite my ass. Not literally, because I'd have to tape his damn mouth shut and put a bag over his head in order to remain in the same room with him for more than 2 minutes.
Give Indira my best, Vman.
Posted by: Da Goddess at October 27, 2004 12:53 AMBono just needs a good shampoo. That will get rid of all that rock-star quasi-politician blubbering.
Posted by: Sadie at October 27, 2004 2:19 AM