October 24, 2004
BREAKING NEWS?
Bill at INDC Journal, Jeff at Protein Wisdom, Powerline, Ace and others are titillating us with rumours of a breaking Washington Times (motto: You May Kiss the Bride. All Two Thousand of You) story slated for Monday that is apparently negative for Kerry on his foreign policy pronouncements. Meaning great outrage in the blogosphere and a hemorrhoid twitch for Dan Rather, soon forgotten after an intimate moment with a Tuck's pad.
Glad to see this, though, because Sundays are generally suckwind in the 'sphere. I myself, after some strenuous yardwork, have only managed to sift through my rather voluminous collection of Marlin Perkins nudes, with the occasional huff from my Sterno Especial Vintage Reserve 1974.
Thanks for the hard work, guys. You've all really been heavy lifters this entire election cycle. I feel your ethic.
Funny post. I like the WaTimes' motto.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at October 24, 2004 10:02 PMThe story now appears on the Times site.
Posted by: jmflynny at October 24, 2004 11:43 PMThey tout a killer Kerry scoop for days and this is what we get -- a couple of UN diplomats who might not have met with him, but easily could have?
Surely an old Nixon disciple like Karl Rove has something bigger in the works, like a story indicating that Kerry masterminded the theft of those 300 tons of high explosives from Iraq and will be using them against swing states that vote for Bush on Nov. 2.
Posted by: Rogers Cadenhead at October 25, 2004 9:29 AMHeh. You're welcome.
Posted by: Queenie at October 25, 2004 3:31 PM