October 23, 2004
I LOOK LIKE FESS PARKER
Some drunkard in the check out line at Ace Hardware told me I looked like Bob Graham, my Satanic Senator. Are you shitting me? Bob Graham looks like Al Gore with that Jabba the Hut fluid retention shit Jerry Lewis has going on.
This is getting out of hand. I'd rather look like Granny Clampett (but with larger hoo-hoos).
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I got larger hoo-hoos for ya!
Posted by: Da Goddess at October 25, 2004 2:52 PM...WTFEVER, Vman. (And I'm convinced I look like the odd-looking woman in the picture frame.)
Posted by: Key at October 25, 2004 3:49 PMIn my defense that was the second time if four months I've run across that old coot. The first time in Publix he told me the same thing. I think he is that most wretched of creatures, an old redneck alcoholic gay.
Posted by: Velociman at October 25, 2004 5:52 PMPost a comment