October 23, 2004
THE RETURN OF TUCO
Because I've missed the little bastard. The Mutant, of course, goes nowhere.
I have serious copyright issues.
Issues? What kind of issues can you possibly have over a black and white self portrait on your site? Are you gonna sue yourself?
Posted by: RedNeck at October 23, 2004 9:56 PMyour dedication to the mutant is one of the reasons i keep on coming back...after all, looking at him reminds of the good ole days when my dear, sainted ma used to look in on us at bedtime with, amazingly enough, the same kind of bugged out eyes and expressionless face.
of coure, the other reasons i keep on coming back are your superb writing skills, general outlook on life and rapist wit but those are secondary reasons because the mutant reigns supreme and we must not place any idols before he...
and now we return you to tonight's showing of "scary movie 3"
Posted by: mr. helpful at October 23, 2004 11:54 PMThe Mutant is greater than any of us. The Mutant is even greater than any Planet of the Apes film. The Mutant is the tao, man.
Posted by: Velociman at October 23, 2004 11:56 PMCopyright issues? Only if you're profiting....heh.
Posted by: Sadie at October 24, 2004 4:31 AM"BLONDIE... YOU SONOFABITCH!!!
Yeah. I always liked Tuco, too.
Posted by: Acidman at October 24, 2004 9:45 AMAh, Tuco...you unrepetant sumbitch! How I've missed him lo these many weeks.
Hey, at least he knows that he can always get a bowl of soup.
Posted by: david at October 24, 2004 1:37 PM"rapist wit" - Mr. Helpful
Um, isn't that supposed to be rapier wit?
I don't know any rapist jokes, but I could probably think up a few over the next day or two.
Posted by: Velociman at October 24, 2004 6:01 PMchrist i hate like hell to explain my little jokes but, because youre such a swell guy, i'll make an exception in your case.
"rapist wit" comes from the penultimate scene in "dumb and dumber" where jim carrey is listing all the things jeff daniels is supposed to tell lauren holly that will impress her and make her like carrey...such as carrey's "rapist wit"...
Posted by: mr. helpful at October 24, 2004 10:10 PMSorry. My Not-Up-On-The-Zietgeist bad. I've never seen Dumb and Dumber. Personally I like Carrey, but I consider Jeff Daniels to be a black festering melanoma on the Antichrist's ballsack. Personal opinion.
Posted by: Velociman at October 24, 2004 10:25 PMHAHA.
Posted by: Sadie at October 25, 2004 3:04 AM