October 21, 2004
WHY THEY HATE US, PART 9
Someone is selling a speculum on Ebay.
Buy It Now at $17.95 ain't bad, though. And I am in the market.
Aw, shit...it's labeled as "new," not "used." Sorry to burst your bubble there, V-Man.
Posted by: david at October 21, 2004 9:16 PMSomehow, I think you COULD pull off the "Hey baby, you need a check-up? I have my equipment in the car" bar pick-up line.
You smoove tawka, you.
Posted by: Margi at October 21, 2004 9:17 PMOn the other hand, I don't think that he would need a speculum at all -- is it conceivable that he would offer Wayward Women an oral pap smear?
Posted by: david at October 21, 2004 9:45 PMYou see, this is why I love you, David. You think outside the straightjacket.
Posted by: Velociman at October 21, 2004 9:50 PMI suspect it's to become a door prize for next years Jawja Blogfest. Probably be delivered as a "care package", fully intended for use on the same folks that the red nail polish was used this year.
I could be mistaken.
For an asshole.
Posted by: BryanH at October 21, 2004 10:27 PMWell, of course he wouldn't NEED it; but you know, it's a prop.
But yes, I like the way you think, Dave. Heh.
Posted by: Margi at October 22, 2004 1:35 AM...so you searched on that, huh?
Posted by: Key at October 22, 2004 10:14 AM