October 21, 2004
Karma....
... don't laugh, you retards... this is a true story....
... I was outside having a smoke a few hours ago.... and, as I was leaning back against the wall, I noticed a ladybug drowning in a filthy little puddle... flailing her tiny legs for all she was worth... at that very moment, it all struck me as quite unnecessary.... so, in a moment of karmic reconciliation for my many crimes against junebugs as a child, I saved the poor dear... I offered her a twig, and after she climbed aboard... then, I deposited her on the edge of the sidewalk...
... I just went out to check on her.... and, children, what a depressing sight.... fireants had ripped her into 37 pieces, and were busy wagon-training her broken ass back to their mound... fuck..
... what is the moral of this wee life-tale?... I really don't know... but, one thing is for sure... when Momma Nature has you in her sights, you're going down....
Note: Guestposted by Eric... because my fucking site is broken....
Posted by Eric at October 21, 2004 7:21 PMI believe the moral is fireants would break us down into 37,000,000 pieces if we laid in the grass too long.
Posted by: Velociman at October 21, 2004 7:38 PMthe moral is don't...look...back...
Posted by: rankin' rob at October 21, 2004 9:11 PMI wish fire ants liked alligators and clowns.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at October 21, 2004 9:20 PMAnd MIMES, Jim. Don't forget the mimes.
Posted by: Velociman at October 21, 2004 9:31 PMEric, Eric, Guest Post? Who invited you to VelociHell?
WTF? Fix your site. Been bummin' all day trying to get the SWG FoShizzle. Quit playin with the damned bugs and go fix yo shit!
Oh, one more thing. Thanks for keeping my beer chilled tonight.;) Plus, I gotta an "exclusive" picture of you... I'd swear, it looks just like ya.
We are all food, at the end, if you think about it.
Sigh.
Posted by: Justthisguy at October 22, 2004 12:37 AMWhew. For a minute there, I thought velociman had had an attack of acute ellipsis. And conscience, saving the ladybug, and all...
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