October 20, 2004
IN ANOTHER VEIN...
I wanted to wax eloquent tonight, I really did. Pithy phrases and jolly bon mots have been lolling around my tongue all day, but they were amorphous things. No coagulation. No jellin. Blame Helen.
My Muse has left me for the time being. And so: I must go to my backup Muse, Ren Hoek:
Ren suggested a Meat is Murder theme, and so I give you:
The Cash Special Captive Bolt Gun:
Sweet, n'est-ce pas?
Here is the Cash in action (note the resigned look on the part of Red Eye Elsie, the Glue Babe):
That Ren. He certainly gets my creative juices flowing.
Brain matter. The other white meat.
You fat, bloated, EEE-dee-it!
Posted by: david at October 20, 2004 10:35 PMMad Dog Hoek and Killer Kadoogan!!!!!
Posted by: sama at October 20, 2004 11:03 PM...damn, dude... heh...
Posted by: Eric at October 21, 2004 7:52 AMEven though I wasn't there when for the demonstrations, I think the whip was plenty. In other words, please don't show up with a bolt gun next time...
Posted by: zonker at October 21, 2004 9:57 AMWhy use the Cash! The Kerner is much better for finding your BRAIN!!! HAHAHA!!!
http://www.schuett-abraham.de/Schlachtgeraete-en.htm
Posted by: og at October 21, 2004 11:35 AMThat is one sorry looking bovine. Didn't we encounter her burgers in Helen?
Posted by: Mamamontezz at October 21, 2004 2:05 PMThe Kerner is a beast, but a little too unwieldy.
Posted by: Velociman at October 21, 2004 5:25 PMAh. The Kerner. The Man's cow killer. Mine is almost 40 years old. Works like a dream, too. None of this newfangled plastic ergonomic crap for me. I wan that sucker to jump back and pinch the web of my hand, and frighten the dog too.
Posted by: og at October 21, 2004 10:03 PM