October 19, 2004
BATTLEGROUND STATE
You don't know how thrilled I am that Jesse Jackson came to town yesterday to explain to us unreconstructed Klansmen how we were keeping the black folks down by not creating extra polling stations along Piss Stain Alley and Crack Whore Lane. I'm surprised he didn't mention the three Mandingos we skinned alive in Hemming Plaza at our Monday morning prayer breakfast.
On a more positive note I scored some tickets to see W at the Landing this Saturday. Martinis at Koja at noon. W comes on at 1:00, however we won't light the cross until 2:00.
3:00 if we can find some more Mandingos.
i am constantly amazed at how jesse jackson can portray his own people as being too stupid to manage their own lives and HE GETS AWAY WITH IT.
Posted by: mr. helpful at October 19, 2004 7:50 PMWhat the hell is it with Corinne Brown running uncontested?!
V-man...I've had an epiphany. Next time...we push...hard for Nat Glover to run against her.
Well, one good thing about Saturday with W (besides the obvious)...neither Jesse nor Corinne will be anywhere within view.
Posted by: jmflynny at October 19, 2004 8:31 PMMeet me for martinis, dear.
Posted by: Velociman at October 19, 2004 8:55 PMer...is flynny a "dear"?
i thought he was a "dude".
i am so goddamn confused....
Posted by: mr. helpful at October 19, 2004 9:02 PMOops. Didn't mean to out him. I mean me.
Posted by: Velociman at October 19, 2004 9:10 PMNone of those wussy-ass martinis for me...I drink scotch...and...screw all of you...I like blends better...
Posted by: jmflynny at October 19, 2004 9:18 PMGood. You can drink Crawford's. I'll drink Ketel One dry.
Posted by: Velociman at October 19, 2004 9:21 PMPardon me, but I'm not getting anywhere near the Crawford's!
Posted by: jmflynny at October 19, 2004 9:24 PMI only mention it because Eric and I were discussing the fact that Crawford's is a pretty shitty Scotch. Although if I could prove partial ownership of the ancestral distilleries I would ramp up quality control in a major way. And make, yes, single malts.
Posted by: Velociman at October 19, 2004 9:44 PMThanks, Kim Crawford for the explanation.
Posted by: jmflynny at October 19, 2004 10:01 PMGive Barbara (the younger) my regards.
Posted by: sama at October 19, 2004 10:57 PMSorry, sama. . .if my memory serves (and it's been not serving so great lately) Kim's got a thing for Barbara, Sr. And yeah. . .she's hot in that "you ain't gettin' up until SHE'S finished" way.
You're welcome, Kim. I said it so you didn't have to.
Posted by: Margi at October 21, 2004 3:59 AM