Just when I thought I'd heard it all, it seems John Fatwah Kerry is descended from Mohammed.
Looks like he's wrapped up that critical Tunisian vote, too.
Fucking Kerry. What can you say?
Well, I followed your link and came across an equally good story. The NRA is producing an ad featuring John Kerry as a "sweater-wearing poodle, complete with a pink bow." The copy under it says "That dog don't hunt." It is also available as a t-shirt.
Posted by: Jack Straw at October 2, 2004 7:32 PMSeveral years ago I was at a comedy club when the headliner came on stage and told the story of his difficulty in arriving at the stage that night. He announced, sadly, that he had run over a dog on the way there. Of course, the audience was heard to sigh and "ahhh". Then, when he said it was a poodle...most of the audience shouted cheers of approval.
He said it was really quite sad: the way he had to chase the dog for blocks before he caught it.
We are all sick people, and the poor poodle is but one more example of the French fucking up something. The poodle, purportedly, was a very hearty hunting and retrieving dog of German ancestry...that is...until the French got their grubby mitts on it. And, as for the similarity to Kerry, it is also reported that these dogs are both intelligent and loyal.
Posted by: jmflynny at October 3, 2004 4:54 PM