Velociworld

Well in my experience...heh...the more frivolous a posting (i.e., thongs or the like), the more comments you'll get. If you post anything well-thought out with few logical gaps, people will feel a bit awkward and feel as though they need to come up with something "constructive" to say....and then generally give up and hope someone else takes the lead. What I don't get is that there is nothing wrong with saying "Hey Velociman...great post. You rock!"

So there.

You're very welcome.

Vman,
Here's why I think it happens, well at least why it happens for me. See, I can understand and totally relate to getting drunk, with a buddy, in the afternoon, well, for that matter pretty much anytime.
Canker boils, I understand them too. The bastards.
On some of the posts you make, you use somewhere between 6 to 12 five dollar words. Now, one of two five spots in a post, I can usuually figure out what they mean from their context, but when the five dollar word count amounts to more then about 10-15 dollars, it just bankrupts me mentally at that point.
I'm looking at the post scracthing my head usually. Nobody ever accused me of being the sharpest pencil in the box.

PS
I was thinking last night, is the fisty a right handed fisty or a left handed fisty?

Oh, and Hey Velociman, great post, you rock!
(soon to become the obligatory comment when I don't understand a damned thing you posted)

Having defamed me, you also give me license to invite you to perform all sorts of unnatural acts upon yourself.
Get started.

It's not just you two.

Problem is, a person comes along and reads your really good post. What to say about it? Well, there's... no, he covered that. And... no, that's in there too. What about... nah, got it nailed already. F* it, on to the next one.

Boils on the nutsack are a universal experience (well, for half of us.) People can always recall (or postulate) curative measures, a.k.a. "First liar ain't got a chance."

Regards,
Ric Locke

I've always noticed the same thing. People are far more eager to consume and review boiled nutsacks than more nutritious content.

I know what you mean. No one seems to care about my trenchant observations about the political scene, foreign policy, sportswriting, etc.. I hadn't thought about explicating about cankorous nutsacks though. Thanks for the lead. I've been a little blocked lately.

I've never met you in my life. Why do you lie about me, you festering boil on an unwashed nutsack? I hope Jeanne pounds your ass.

Okay... I VAGUELY remember something about River Street and the Exchange Tavern. Was that YOU? And I let you LIVE?

I musta been off my A-game that day.

It's twoo! It's twoo!

i wasnt "cultivated". i was "born". and here is the story of my life as told in lyrical form as i am prone to do:

I was born in a cross-fire hurricane
And I howled at my ma in the driving rain,
But it’s all right now, in fact, it’s a gas!
But it’s all right. I’m jumpin’ jack flash,
It’s a gas! gas! gas!

I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag,
I was schooled with a strap right across my back,
But it’s all right now, in fact, it’s a gas!
But it’s all right, I’m jumpin’ jack flash,
It’s a gas! gas! gas!

I was drowned, I was washed up and left for dead.
I fell down to my feet and I saw they bled.
I frowned at the crumbs of a crust of bread.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.
But it’s all right now, in fact, it’s a gas!
But it’s all right, I’m jumpin’ jack flash,
It’s a gas! gas! gas!

thank you thank you. i'll be here all week except on mondays. and, be sure to tip your bartender and waitress...they work hard and deserve it.

Wah.

...at least you get SOMETHING on your well-thought posts. I get zip.

Then I post about a faux testicle, and I get you people to shut up about it.

(Perhaps news & politics have become tired topics to some.)

can't

I'm no expert here, so excuse my asking: But is it really cross-fire hurricane? Or, might it be class-five hurricane?

Yes, totally off the subject of the post, but seriously, who the hell can understand a damned thing that Jagger is singing with that song?

Well, darlin -- when you post those well-thought out and brilliant summaries of what is wrong with this thing or that thing I mostly sit in awe. I can't argue. I can only nod.

When you post about bodily functions I can relate and tell you about the time I, too. . .well, I've never had a boil on my nutsack but I can possibly relate to the time I saw one, once.

So from now on, do you wish for me to post my [nods enthusiastically] comment? Or just tell you I still think you're a Velocigod?

Nah. I think I'll make you continue guessing. Mwheh.

Jay Solo,
I don't know about you buddy, but I damn sure aint "reviewing and consuming" NOBODY's boiled nutsack. Now comment on said item, probably.

Key,
I was so gonna bring up something the other day regarding your "faux testicle" post but I bit my finger/tongue. I wasn't sure how you'd take it....

Not that mine are fake or anything.

Bryan - No one else held back! I can take it, course I can also dish it... ; )

Maybe it's the Jockey(Tm)shorts? Ya know, the chafing, and all? Suggest you switch to boxers, or maybe go regimental.

Wearing filthy underwear for too long can cause boils, too, I betcha. Have you changed yer shorts more recently than a month ago?

Just trying to help you here, with a gentle reminder, in case you've forgotten. I'm concerned for your health and safety, man! If you wear the same pair of undershorts for more than a month or so, when you do try to doff them, you'll be pulling off skin! And blood! And pus!

Yours duly noted, Justthisguy. And rest assured I change my underwear (50% briefs, 50% boxers) either every Saturday, or when the bacon strips smell enough for my coworkers to remonstrate.

flynny...dats why i looked up the lyrics to jumpin jack flash...because i could only understand the first line to the song even though it is one of my all time favs...and as such it was the first thing that came to mind when reading velociman's post.

It's been covered, but I'll say it too.

Brilliance leaves no room for further comment. It stands alone as a testament to it's writer.

But a festering sliver in your heel? Now THERE's something to talk about.

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