September 25, 2004
The Senator
Here's a picture of the old man from the late fifties, with what appears to be a 1956 Cadillac Eldorado Convertible Biarritz, although it might be a pimped F-150. If I wasn't born yet his loins were already stirring with my desire to bust out, so to speak. He once made an old black woman wet herself in fear on the witness stand during cross-examination. It pleased him so much he tried to replicate the act for years, unsuccessfully. That's so shameful.
If that was a worn out car that a black woman owned, Xzibit could probably make her pee her britches too once he showed her the way he pimped it out with a big screen TV and a couch in the trunk of that bad boy. Not to mention the sound system and playstation/dvd flatscreens on the inside. I've seen him do it more then once on cars not nearly as nice. So yeah, I think it's a Pimped F150.
Posted by: BryanH at September 26, 2004 9:43 AM