Velociworld

You and me both, bruddah. And I am working Mon-Fri, 7 am to 7 pm, in a row.

Too much fun...

Better make sure that gas generator keeps Velociworld up and running for your vast audience. This will be the first Hurricane season since 1886 with four strikes at Florida. What did you people do to anger the Gods so?

It had to be Velociman's fault. The VelociGods also selectively took out most of his home applicances and shoved a cactus thorn up his heel, or somewhere there abouts. I'm not sure the truth is known about the location of the cactus thorn. I suspect the location of the thorn was changed to protect the 'innocent'?

its my fault. im sorry. i couldnt find any virgins to sacrifice while in reno.

i let you down.

id like to say it wont happen again but i cant.

although i hear that dan rather is reporting on cbs news that he has information from a "reliable" source that there wont be any more hurricanes or tropical storms for the rest of the season.

so you have THAT going for you, eh?

In situations like this, it is very possible that your body will never be found. If you would like to sell any cemetary plots you may have in the Duval/St.Johns/Orange county area, please let me know by 6:00 p.m. We can arrange payment by secure service within two hours in most cases, or you can arrange to have us forward payment to your designated beneficiary.
Thank you,

Ed Wolfe

Ed,
I sure as shit hope you're kidding man. For one, if they can't find me, what do I want with the money. My beneficiary is most likely to be "lost in space" with me. I guess I can understand your point of a perfectly good cemetary plot that won't ever be used but DAMN. ;-0