September 10, 2004
A Date That Will Live In Infamy
It's Eric's first blogiversary today, and me and my bullwhip are several hundred miles away. What say we hold this thought, SWG, and I'll also deliver one to grow on in Helen.
Christ. That whole paragraph reeked of fetid homoerotic undertones, and all I really wanted to do was Abu Ghraib him.
Let me restart:
Go over to Eric's, and wish him well. Just don't say you heard about it here.
... you want homoerotic?... try this, my brutha...
... my gunsmith finished polishing your swords today... their status is satisfactory... slightly bent, as usual, but straight enough for the mission... I thought you'd be pleased....
... and, after I beat your ass at half-rubber in Helen, I'll take you back to the room, and show you my Beretta piece... you've commented on it before... you can fondle it, if you wish, but she stays with me when the night is done...
... as for the whip, I'd not recommend it.. there is a time and place for all things... but, I bruise easy, and aim carefully... so, any attempts at ASSault shall be countered with soothing firearm violence...
... after all, taint that the nature of Jawja Blogmeets?...
.. your continued Friend and Admirer..
E
Taint, indeed. I believe that calls for a "heh". Thank you for the swordwork. And, yes, you will likely beat my ass at half rubber. I'm a pitcher. Never been much of a catcher. That philosophy works in the bath houses as well, I'm told.
Posted by: Velociman at September 10, 2004 8:57 PM