September 9, 2004
Cats Are Islamists, in Spirit
I found my little female cat torturing a baby mouse in my backyard tonight. I picked her up by the scruff o' the neck and threw her inside, then launched the mouse into the No Fire Zone with my flip-flop.
Regular readers know I have no love of rodents. But the cat would have tortured this creature for an hour before killing it, eating it, and vomiting it on my new bedspread. Fuck that.
The mindless brutality, coupled with insane curiosity, of a cat reminds of Islamofucks. This was like a mini-Beslan. The only difference is the cat didn't make the mouse drink its own urine.
Well, I would agree except for the fact that cats don't kill their own for the reason of not being of the same colored coat. See: Sudan.
Oh, and for the fact that most domestic felines have more of an ability to reason than the average Islamist animal.
Posted by: rightisright at September 9, 2004 11:48 PMI can't believe that you would insult felines that way!
Now, I don't really like to think about it any more than I like to think about spiders slurping down flies, but I can tell you that I do appreciate my mice-free home. ; D
Posted by: Key at September 10, 2004 9:58 AMYou know you're in trouble if you catch pussy doing a Lyndie. Oh, wait - I think she was a Christian.
Posted by: Andy at September 10, 2004 11:57 AMNot to worry, Jack. Just two more days an you can walk down to Wally World and buy yoself an Uzi.
Posted by: Polecat at September 10, 2004 3:27 PMYou Suck!! That cat had probably been looking for a mouse to fuck with for over a week, and when he finds one, YOU do the honors. You must be a Democrat.
Posted by: jack straw at September 11, 2004 9:14 AMThe mindless brutality, coupled with insane curiosity, of a cat reminds of Islamofucks
I will not stand for this slur on the character of cats, sir. Cats are not mindlessly brutal - they are imaginatively and cleverly brutal. And your average fanatic terrorist LACKS curiosity.
Hmph.
Posted by: kc at September 11, 2004 12:17 PM