Velociworld

A Culture Clash

Eric wants to know what type of lederhosen I might wear at Blogtoberfest.

I would question his manhood, except for the fact he knows me too well.

To wit: I'm endeavouring to clash cultures by having my family tartan made into lederhosen:

This:

Rendered into this:

I'll do it. You know damned well I'll do it. The question hovers, however: why would I want to?

Therefore I'm having these, these accoutrements, made in Eric's size.

That should put the end to this most peculiar story. Unless some Bavarians invade Edinburgh in outrage. One can only hope. I do so long to see two peoples fighting, and one side ain't Mohammedans. Of course, I don't go to Ireland much, either.