Skeeter just watched the entire MTV Video Music Awards. Jesus. I didn't watch any of it, even to see if local boys Yellowcard won anything (I think they did, but why would I give a shit?). I heard it all, though, since she had the television cranked up so loud I couldn't even hear South Park, which is the pop culture filth I was trying to watch.
I then bought a John Derbyshire Pop Culture is Filth T shirt as penance for watching a proctologist stick his finger up Cartman's ass:
