Is there something I don't see in these blog ads? Because I do have the mind of an idiot manchild chewing Jimson weed on a Mississippi fairway, which is roughly equivalent to the mind of a third grader (or, in my school district, a kindergartener). Is this a joke? I've been shotgunning Virginia's best in my kids' faces for years, and they keep outperforming the third quartile.
I don't get it.
Blog ads. Fuck that shit. Here's a blog ad for you:
Put a Condom on Me. I Don't Want to Catch What You Have.